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Teacher's Jokes

Teachers are serious and professional people. But recently they have been the topic of many jokes around. Jokes that circulated through texts, social network sites and other means of communications.
Below is some example of teacher's jokes.. (^_^)

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Philosophy Exam
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words:
"What chair?"

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Teacher: "can you count Tonio?"
Tonio:" Yes, teacher!"
Teacher: "then show your classmates how to count."
Tonio:"One , two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten, Jack, Queen, King!"
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Teacher: "Todays lesson is in geography! Nene, which is farther, the moon or Mindanao?"
Nene: "The moon is nearer, maam!"
Teacher: "That is not right, how did you come up with that answer?"
Nene: "Well, maam that is simple... can yo see the moon from here?"
Teacher: "Yes, why?"
Nene: "Can you see Mindanao from here?"
Teacher: "No"
Nene: "See, maam!?!" :D
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Teacher: You're late again, Juan.! You think you are intelligent, huh!? Let's see...Who is Jose Rizal?
Juan: He is the national hero of the Republic of the Philippines, ma'am.
Teacher: You are just lucky!
Juan: You ma'am, do you know who is Sonya?
Teacher: No. Who is she?
Juan: Just what I'm saying ma'am. Always studying, always studying... She is just your husbands other woman. (-.-)(*v*)
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?
Students: a teacher!!!!
Teacher: HAHAHA..
                Very good answer! Damn you! Get one whole sheet of manila paper! We will have a short quiz! Back to back!!!!!

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I hope you had a good laugh... (-v-) :D

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