LITTLE BIRDIE

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.


While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!


He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.


Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Lessons:
(1) Not everyone who craps on you is
your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep crap, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

the Turkey and the Bull

A turkey was chatting with a bull.


"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."


"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Lesson:


Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.